New Review 24/07/10 "No one gets out alive" » Are they referring to events in the actual film or the watching of the film? Doom blasts it's way onto Popcorn Pictures with all of the originality of a blank piece of paper.
	New Review 24/07/10 "Weird Monster Escapes! Terror Seizes City! ...a woman's beauty the lure for his dangerous desires" » The Gill Man escapes from a Florida aquarium! Can Clint Eastwood find his lab mouse in time?
	New Review 24/07/10 "Never ride with a stranger" » That's definitely good advice, especially when said stranger takes you hostage and forces you to complete weird tasks. Take a trip aboard the deadly Shuttle.
	New Review 24/07/10 "No tagline?" » No cover. No tag line. Straight onto the Sci-Fi Channel. If that doesn't warn you about DINOSHARK then nothing else will!
	New Review 23/07/10 "Titans will clash" » Cash tills will ring. Fanboys will be unhappy. Kids entertained. Critics bored. Clash of the Titans is certainly a mixed bag.
	New Review 15/07/10 "The carnival is anything but fun" » So is this tiresome creature feature. Jersey Devil escapes into the woods, kills people, blah blah blah. Next....
	New Review 15/07/10 "Another bloody office outing" » If only all team-building weekends were as deadly as this, there'd be more jobs out there for everyone!
	New Review 04/07/10 "When nature fights back!" » If the result of nature fighting back is generic B-movie fare, then please blast it into oblivion as quickly and humanely as possible.
	New Review 06/06/10 "Welcome to your worst nightmare" » Thought I'd review something mainstream for a change instead of all of these random bargain basement horrors. You should know Hostel by now or at least have heard of it.
	New Review 06/06/10 "The perfect weapon is now the ultimate killing machine" » Who the hell makes these tag lines? A sequel to a film made thirteen years ago, Screamers 2: The Hunting proves why the straight-to-DVD market is a minefield of dreck, rubbish and pure genius.
	New Review 03/06/10 "They came out of the grave to get revenge" » And they can go back there as far as I care. Scalps is "one of the most censored films of all time" - and I can clearly see why. They cut out all of the exciting bits!
	New Review 31/05/10 "If you can't breathe, you can't scream" » I'm amazed at the amount of films that are still coming out with spins on the old "in space, no one can hear you scream" tag line from Alien. Switch on the extractor fans, open your windows and brace yourself for a stink - the Reeker is back!