New Review 18/01/12

"Take a trip through the halls of horror"

» Disfigured nerd gets revenge on bullies who pranked him years earlier by setting up a fake school reunion and killing them all one-by-one. Blofeld from the Bond films would be proud of this guy's evil mastermind plans!

New Review 16/01/12

"A Chill-Filled Festival of Horrors"

» Satan gets a sexy makeover in the shape of Linda Hayden in underrated British horror from the early 70s.

New Review 16/01/12

"When the lights go out, the feeding begins"

» Most likely because someone has switched off the TV and gone to get themselves some food instead of sitting through another monster flick.

New Review 02/01/12

"The audience isn't the only one watching"

» Assuming there is an audience watching to begin with?

New Review 02/01/12

"It's everyone's turn for seconds"

» If you didn't get your fill of the little fur balls in the first one then step right up because these seconds sure as delicious.

New Review 02/01/12

"When terror is alive.....evil never dies"

» Quite possibly the most pointless film ever made. Don't even waste your time with the review, I beg you.

New Review 02/01/12

"The legend is real"

» If the legend involves the Sci-Fi Channel producing low grade monster movies from now to eternity, then it is real indeed.

New Review 02/01/12

"The art of killing"

» You should all know what a chain letter is. Come on, admit it you've either replied or been curious as to what would happen if you didn't. Well here's what happens to you in the horror universe if you don't click on 'forward.'

New Review 02/01/12

"Evil unearthed"

» I dressed as a scarecrow for Halloween so it made sense to watch as many killer scarecrow flicks as possible to get into the role!

New Review 02/01/12

"They were created to save mankind. Something went wrong"

» Are they on about the piranhas or the producers? Another ridiculously bizarre and utterly inept creature feature from The Asylum.