Plot
A team of scientists in a remote desert research facility
find a dying man nearby and use him as the test subject for the new regenerative
drug they're designing for the military. But the experiment goes wrong and the
man escapes, trapping the team inside
the facility. Former head scientist Stockton, who quit after being unhappy with
the uses that the drug was being marketed for, is called for to help out. He was
about to set off on a camping holiday with his family and, not being informed of
the magnitude of the situation, takes them with him. Soon they are trapped
inside the facility too, pursued by a super-human being with a taste for human
brains.
Review
Originally penned as the second sequel to Wes
Craven's The Hills Have Eyes, for whatever reason that idea was scrapped
and Mind Ripper then became a standalone feature film, with Craven's son
Jonathan co-writing the script and Craven himself taking up an executive
producer credit. Whatever the original intention, the outcome is as throwaway as
they come - an Alien wannabe which looks like a cheapo 80s B-movie
masquerading in a 90s environment.
Comparisons to Alien are evident, lesser so
The Thing. Either way, it's clear that Mind Ripper is just a
rip-off from far superior films. It's a by-the-numbers routine which might work
well on low budget but when it's got big names attached to the production both
in front of and behind the scenes, you expect a little better. Maybe if Wes
Craven had taken the director's chair, he might have been able to make something
out of the very raw materials on offer. As a result, Joe Gayton's direction is
flat, lifeless and just devoid of any creativity or suspense. What should have
been a decent location in the middle of the desert turns into yet another
meandering mess of steel frames, corridors and dimly-lit rooms. It could have
been set in outer space for all the film really cares about it's setting.
Clearly when a film comes across as "no one really cared about it during it's
production" then the audience is going to feel the same way. Heck, Lance
Henriksen said his bags were packed every day during filming so he could get out
there as soon as it was wrapped up. No one cared so why should you? The film is
so middling and tiresome that it's just pointless to sit through. Characters are
virtually non-existent, there's no tension when they're about to die and the
deaths are kind of 'meh.' Even the finale is a mess as there's too many
stop-start endings as if the director didn't know when to call it quits. We get
one really poor action set piece that you think will be the end but then another
one comes along and then another one. You're actually hoping for the film to end
by this point to put you out of your misery.
Lance Henriksen stars but as much as I like the guy
in his roles, there's no question that this has to be one of his worst. His
character is pathetically written - I mean who in their right mind would let
their kids venture into a top secret government facility, let alone allow them
to explore and wander off on their own, especially when he knows that something
is not quite right. His dialogue is terrible and his character gets out of far
too many situations which would have spelt death for any of the other
characters. There's also a really icky sub-plot about how he's bee a bad father
and his rebellious son doesn't get on with him. Giovanni Ribisi makes his
feature film debut here as the aforementioned son and, whilst he's a solid
addition to the cast, the role isn't exactly something to get stuck into. It's
one-dimensional padding which serves little purpose to the overall narrative,
simply add in a few unnecessary scenes of character conflict. To be fair, at
least they get a sub-plot. Most of the other characters in the film don't get
anything even resembling a normal person. They're simply one-dimensional walking
ready meals, designed to purely walk around the set until the monster can get
them. Speaking of which, Thor, the monster, looks and acts like a
steroid-enhanced surfer for some bizarre reason. The only thing monstrous about
him is the Alien-like tentacle that comes out of his mouth to suck
brains. It's a hardly a film to be reliant on special effects and the end result
is somewhat cheesy when he does get hungry.
Verdict
Mind Ripper? More like Money Ripper! Craven and Henriksen should
be ashamed to add their names to the credits, especially Craven. It's the kind
of the film that pays their monthly bills whilst they're waiting for better
roles but we all know that they're both more talented than this. The phrase
'cash in' comes to mind and both men have pimped their name out to a turkey of
epic proportions here.