Plot
After taking time to set up her new life in America, Sarah returns to her isolated countryside home in England for a much-delayed visit. However she comes to back to trouble: her mother is missing and assumed to be visiting a lover; her father has financial issues; and her ex-boyfriend Doug has gotten together with her childhood friend. But when a storm knocks out the power, they realise that they’re not alone in the house as a deadly creature is now roaming the corridors.
Review
Sailing on the coattails of the fact that it’s produced by one of the guys who
produced Dog Soldiers, 13 Hrs can’t hide the fact that’s a film
low on budget and even lower on fresh ideas. I can't be too hard on it since it
was shot in six weeks, edited quickly afterwards on a meager budget and the fact
that it is British (supporting my home film industry and all of that....).
Actually I can since surely there's more that one can do with a bit of
imagination and creativity than simply rehash tired old clichés and band them
together with a shoe-string plot.
I honestly had no idea that this was meant to be a
werewolf film (shows you how little attention I paid to the DVD cover which
actually mentions werewolf!). Nothing throughout 13 Hrs points towards
lycanthropy and the brief glimpses of the creature give us nothing to connect
the dots. The first section of the film introduces us to the characters and
they’re all irritable, bland or a combination of the two. Even the heroine has a
rather nasty streak to her. There’s no one to root for as they're continually
bitching to each other and this one of the
film’s glaring problems. The cast aren’t great but it’s not like they had a lot
to work with. Gemma Atkinson has been cast for her physical attributes but must
have had a good agent so that she didn’t strip down at any point and show us
them. Tom Felton, of Harry Potter fame, also gets a headlining role but it’s
hardly the role he needs if he wants to break out of the Draco Malfoy character.
It’s also pretty sad that this was the late Simon MacCorkindale’s last film and
his cameo role at the beginning is a pitiful way to call time on his career.
The creature looks more like a relative to the
Crawlers in The Descent with its balding head, lack of body hair and
sharp claws. You won’t have a clue what it’s meant to be and the characters
assume it’s some rabid animal at first. Red POV shots are banded around to try
and make the creature seem scary but it’s hardly on screen long enough to even
bother turning it into some sort of major threat. Attack scenes are quickly
edited so you have little clue as to what is going on and most of the creature’s
bloody rampage happens off-camera. There’s a subplot about a local animal
handler who is recruited by the police to respond to the 999 call at the house
but this literally becomes a dead end plot which serves no purpose to the film
except kill a bit more running time. The plot twist and revelation at the end is
also
about as shocking as finding out that the Pope is Catholic.
It's signposted almost right from the get-go and is a little
too obvious to make the ending anything but unsatisfactory. But when the rest of
the film is just as plodding, it's hardly going to make much difference.
Verdict
13 Hrs is passable entertainment, no doubt watchable enough for anyone who’s
never seen a horror film before but for anyone else, it’s just a film which goes
through the motions and makes no qualms about doing that. There is potential
here but it's clear that everyone involved played it as safe as possible. Even
the bald werewolf!