Rats: Night of Terror (1984)

Rats: Night of Terror (1984)

Mutants of a nuclear disaster

Hundreds of years after a nuclear war has devastated the planet, a group of nomadic bikers stumble across an old research lab filled with essential food and water – and thousands of rats. In the years since the war, the rats have become flesh-eating monsters and the bikers find themselves top of the menu.

 

Finally I have found time to check out this infamous Italian low budget classic and it’s every bit as stupendous as it’s made out to be. It’s precisely the sort of Italian exploitation nonsense that gave the country its reputation for producing dodgy films during the late 70s and 80s. Rats: Night of Terror could only have been made in Italy – the premise mixing up the post-apocalyptic scenario made popular at the time by the likes of Mad Max and throws in one of cinema’s worst representatives of the nature-runs-amok genre – the rat.

Let’s face it: rats aren’t the scariest things in the world. They may make people jump on the furniture or tuck their trousers into their socks but they’re not up there alongside sharks or crocodiles when it comes to pant-wetting. Leave it in the less-than-capable hands of notorious hack Bruno Mattei, the man responsible for such diverse horrors as Zombie Creeping Flesh and Monster Shark, and the end result is one of the messiest films to emerge from Italy in its long, varied history of horror. Obviously you’re not going to swallow the idea of killer rats without having your tongue in your cheek at the time. And after watching Rats: Night of Terror, your mind will have been changed little, if at all.

It kicks off with some stock footage of some desert and runs down the story of the nuclear war and how life has changed. Cue the Mad Max moments with the biker gang, each member having one-word names like “Chocolate,” “Duke” and “Lucifer” and sporting the ‘futuristic’ look that only the 80s could have provided. It all comes off looking like one of those early 90s side-scrolling beat-em-ups like Streets of Rage where hordes of enemies were given generic names like “Scarab” and “Dwight.” No attempt is made to give the characters any further identity barring these one-word names so their originality is the only characterisation you’ll get here. They’ve all got bad dubbing jobs too and coupled with the banal script, it makes for some unpleasant characters. It isn’t long before this gang fall afoul of the killer rats and this is where the film becomes interesting.

Bizarrely, the film runs like your standard zombie flick from this point onward where the characters barricade themselves inside from an onslaught, only this time it’s an onslaught of rats. They get well fed in the film so there are no complaints there. The highly ludicrous attacks simply consist of the actors being swamped by a bucket load of rats, seemingly poured in by stage hands off-screen. Some people will actually squirm at scenes of people being covered in the rodents so maybe it’s not all that ridiculous, even making me cringe in a few moments. The rats manage to get pretty much everywhere as well, including a sleeping bag with a nude female.

But due to the low budget, there are only a limited number of rodents on-screen at any one time and in one laughable scene (well the whole film is laughable, just this scene is a little bit more), about twenty rats manage to blockade a staircase and stop the characters from using it. When you see how docile the rats are, you’ll be amazed at the fear they produce in the characters who are petrified for their lives. They could just run past but no, they decide to tremble. In a further sign of budgetary setbacks, a scene in which the rats attack looks like a load of toy rats stuck onto a conveyer belt. Yes, it’s that type of film.

 

For some reason, Mattei claimed that this was his personal favourite out of all of the films he made. I can’t honestly see why! The gore levels are low and there’s little in the way of gratuitous nudity, save for the token sex scene. I know he was used to working on low budgets but this was one takes the biscuit. Rats: Night of Terror is on par with his other work, with the advantage for this being that we all expect a film about killer rats to be as awful as it turns out to be.

 

 ★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

 

 

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