Plot
A vacation goes horribly wrong for a family
when they are car-jacked by a pair of ruthless bank robbers on the run. An accident
strands the group in remote woods near to the abandoned site of Eight Spears
Village. Here they encounter a group of undead warriors with an age-old grudge
to settle and a knack for severing heads.
Review
It's got a premise which is low on complexity and high on
potential but Samurai Zombie ultimately fails because of both counts.
It's too simple to really string itself out for 91 minutes and it fails to make
use of it's zombie stars to their full potential with a genuine lack of
imagination in what they can do. I really wanted to like this simply because it's called
Samurai Zombie and the titular character is actually a decent creation.
I mean we've had zombie pirates, zombie Nazis (can't beat them!), zombie
clowns, zombie cowboys.......the list could go on. Why not a samurai
warrior?
Samurai Zombie gets down to business
straight away as there's a zombie attack within the first sixty seconds
(nothing like starting a film with a bang) and then the main characters
quickly come across the zombies about another twenty minutes. So far so
good. But after this initial burst of energy, the pace of the film eases up
dramatically. In fact it comes to
a screeching halt. Samurai Zombie
seems too eager to show off
it's zombies early on, thus peaking too early and leaving a big gaping section in the middle with little
to no zombie action at all as the surviving characters explore the old village
and look for somewhere to hide.
Trying to balance a health dose of humour with a side dosage of zombie
trappings doesn't work well at all. One of the characters here seems to be
immortal as he survives various attempts to kill him but the fact he doesn't
die isn't explained very well. A pair of cops have an amusing scene in which
they try to one-up each other with increasingly bigger guns but as we all
know, they won't work on zombies unless you shoot them in the head. It's
just not crazy or zany enough given the history of some of the creative
people involved (Ryûhei Kitamura directed the very bizarre Versus) and the constant shifts in tone from cartoon violence to
trying to be morally serious just don't work. You'll constantly get a wish
for the film to pick up pace and keep to either being serious or silly just long
enough for them to string some continuity together. So some scenes will have
you laughing when you should be emotionally connecting with the characters
in the face of death. And vice versa. A problem with comedy in films like
this is evident if you don't find the brand of humour amusing - it'll just
mean jokes and situations will pass you by which no doubt had one of the
writers rolling around laughing.
At least they get the zombies right. The samurai
warriors look great when they get unmasked.
Faces filled with dripping puss, rotting maggots and bulging white eyes,
these creatures stumble along like any classic Lucio Fulci zombie. It's a far cry
from the modern depiction of zombies are mere men with face paint and torn
clothes. These
walking corpses are the real deals. The added
effect of the samurai costumes with full body armour and helmet only add to
the potential of these creatures. They're not used as much as they could
be though and we don't get to see a great deal of the zombies that are
resurrected later on (I wanted to see more of the warrior with the bow and
arrow). I didn't expect the body count to be overly high given the small
cast but the film throws in the pair of cops as well as the crazy old coot
who constantly tells the others that they're going to die. Guess what
happens to her! These zombies don't eat human flesh which is about the only
thing disappointing. They prefer to honour their victims by slicing off
their heads with a bit of school sword slashing. The beheadings feature a ton of blood which is really over-the-top as
decapitated heads are propelled hundreds of feet through the air with
fountains of blood. I'm
not quite sure whether it's meant to be realistic or whether those geysers
of red would greet the sight of anyone having their head sliced off so
quickly but they look really out of place. The CGI blood overkill doesn't help
either.
Verdict
Samurai Zombie will deliver a few thrills and spills for the more
undemanding of horror fans who will instantly like this film just because
it's Japanese and therefore greater than anything from America. That's not
the case in reality as there's a lot more mileage that Tak Sakaguchi could
have got out of the idea.