Silent Night, Deadly Night
(1984)
Director:
Charles E. Sellier Jr
Starring: Lilyan Chauvin,
Robert Brian Wilson
Run Time: 79 mins
Certificate: 18
Plot Outline: A young boy witnesses the brutal murder
of his parents at the hands of a thief dressed up as Santa. After being
homed inside a Catholic orphanage, he is gradually taught that being naughty
deserves punishment, Now a young man, he still hasn't forgotten and when he
is forced to dress up as Santa to work in a shop, he snaps and sets about
punishing all of the 'naughty' people who don't deserve Christmas presents.
"You've made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas."
The Review: That's a pretty good tag line by the
way and you can see where this film got it's inspiration from. This got
banned on its original release and despite it not being that gory, I can see
why. It probably has something to do with the fact that trailers of Santa
carrying a bloodied axe were shown during children's morning television! It
probably has something to do with seeing a naked woman being impaled into a
stuffed reindeer head. Or seeing Santa rip open a women's shirt and start to
rape her? Or even seeing Santa giving a little girl a penknife for
Christmas? These are just some of the unintentionally hilarious scenes in
this film. But it's nothing to laugh at really. The film is played pretty
seriously and it's actually quite a decent slasher, driven more by
characters than actual gore. You can sympathise with the character of Billy,
especially when he saw his parents killed. Robert Wilson is good in his role
as the psychotic teenager. You do root for him at times but for all of the
right reasons - not just because he's chopping people up. And chop people he
does! Billy goes ape with Christmas lights, axes, bow-and-arrows to name a
few things. There is some gore including an infamous beheading scene on a
sledge. There isn't much tension before the death scenes though and this is
one of the film's weaknesses because we know what's lurking around the
corner. It's all a little too predictable by this point (it is 4 years after
Friday the 13th for goodness sake!) and nothing we ain't seen before
- except Santa with a bloodied axe!
Final Verdict: This is one the best
Halloween/Friday the 13th inspired slasher films. It may look
a little amateurish but it's got some decent characters, novel death scenes,
gore, T&A and the other slasher essentials in abundance. Besides, where else
can you see Santa turn psycho?
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