Plot
Camp New Horizons opens up on the site of the former camp
murders and intends to conduct a social experiment by pairing troubled and
rebellious inner city teenagers with wealthy, well-educated upper class
teenagers. Psychotic murderer Angela kills one of the inner city teens on their
way to the camp and assumes her
identity to gatecrash the group. It's not long before she's up to her old tricks
again.
Review
Made at the same time as the second instalment, Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland goes down the same dopey slasher
route into completely familiar territory. So if your tolerance levels for the
manic Angela were exhausted during the last film, then switch off now because
she gets a whole lot worse. This one basically feels like a mixture of the
leftover footage and unwanted ideas from the first sequel and is a perfect
illustration of why the slasher film died off towards the end of the 80s with
it's approach being to not take anything seriously, goof around way too much and
try to be funny when it clearly isn't.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage
Wasteland
doesn't have the same edge as before, partly because the first sequel was a
complete change of direction for the series after the infamous original. Gone
was the gloom, the grit and the seediness and in came the juvenile, the goofy
and the silly. It worked well once because it was such a contrast in styles but
I thought there's only so much of that I could take and unfortunately this one
pushed me over the edge. The attempts at comedy rarely hit the mark and the
juvenile nature of the film will provoke more eye-rolling reactions than smirks
or laughs. With no story other than the continuation of Angela's murderous
rampage, the film lurches from one gory set piece to the next as the
intelligence-deficient characters prove Darwin's theory of evolution right.
The characters are a complete waste of time because we know most
of them are going to die. The film lives up to every stereotype you could
imagine from "inner city teenagers" including a black kid who listens to rap
music and carries a blade, the Latino gang banger and the white punk. The
pompous rich kids are given no better backgrounds other than "football
scholarships" or rich daddies. They're all perfect caricatures of the 80s though
and something which is unintentionally funny. It's just as well that some of the
females are good-looking and provide the token nudity for the film. It wouldn't
be a cheap 80s slasher without it! The only decent characters are the two camp
counselors - one being a lazy, fat woman and the other being a perverted older
dude and both named after characters from The Munsters.
Angela should have been one of
the decent characters but her shtick began to annoy me in the previous sequel
and she turns it up a few notches here. Mercifully,
she doesn't waste any time in dispatching the
teens and the body count is just as big as before. The deaths all come in quick
succession too. In fact every five minutes or so, someone meets their doom in various
ways. The overly creative dispatches aren't there anymore although the lawnmower and flagpole
deaths are quite inventive, if cheesy in their execution. There is some gore but quite a lot of it has been
cut out to give it a suitable rating. Although for some reason this footage
appears as an
extra feature on the DVD - why not include it in the film since people are going see it
anyway? Pamela Springsteen is still pretty fun to watch as Angela but even she has
lost her enthusiasm this time around. The script is basically "kill, small talk,
one liner, kill, small talk, one liner" for the whole film so maybe she even got
bored with the same routine. I certainly did after the first twenty minutes. Usually
I find it slightly insulting when a couple of characters go off on their own but
here ALL of the characters go off on their own with Angela at some point or are left on their
own at the camp. Couldn't the writers have come up with better ways of getting
everyone isolated?
Verdict
I'll be honest - you can do a lot worse in the sub-genre than watch Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage
Wasteland. It's virtually the same film as the previous installment except
without the enthusiasm and charm and with a lot more infuriating cheese. If you
like the gratuitous and corny 80s slashers then it's definitely for you.