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Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)
Shamelessly terrible sequel with a giant rubbery octopus attacking New York.
Aug 15, 2023


One-Eyed Monster (2008)
"Want to know what the hell it sounded like? I think it sounded like... 30 men getting massacred by a dick." If that doesn't sell the film..
Aug 15, 2023


Scarecrow Slayer (2003)
Unwanted and unrelated sequel to a terrible slasher film which makes the same mistakes.
Aug 15, 2023


Dead Space (1991)
Unnecessary sci-fi horror remake of a cult hit which in itself was a rip-off of Alien.
Aug 15, 2023


One Million Years B.C. (1966)
Hammer. Stop motion effects by Ray Harryhausen. Raquel Welch in THAT bikini. Happy days.
Aug 14, 2023


When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (1970)
Caveman film with limited dialogue but plenty of dino action and top-heavy women to keep the interest levels high.
Aug 14, 2023


Aztec Rex (2007)
The Spanish thought they only had to worry about the Aztecs when Cortés landed in 1521 but they forgot about the T-Rex. Silly Spaniards.
Aug 14, 2023


Dark Waters (2003)
Stare closely at this image and you'll see the sharks more than you do in this awful Deep Blue Sea wannabe.
Aug 14, 2023


Harbinger Down (2015)
Interesting sci-fi horror homage to The Thing which has a back story more interesting than the film itself.
Aug 13, 2023
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