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Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
Basically a lower budgeted remake rather than a sequel which downgrades everything from the casting to the special effects.
Jul 25, 2025


Malibu Shark Attack (2009)
Terrible killer shark film from Sy Fy. Well at least the sharks aren't makos or great whites for a change.
Jul 24, 2025


The Great White (1981)
The most blatant Jaws knock-off ever made - the film Universal tried to ban back in the day - is so bad, it's good.
Jul 23, 2025


Sand Sharks (2012)
Sharks that can swim through sand? It's only a matter of time before sharks with frickin' laser beams ontheir frickin' heads appear.
Jul 23, 2025


Great White (2021)
Five people stranded on a life raft are terrorised by a great white shark in this drab horror-thriller.
Jan 2, 2025


Swim (2021)
Feels like someone at The Asylum watched Crawl and said "Yeah... but what about sharks instead?"
Jan 2, 2025


The Shallows (2016)
Blake Lively, a flimsy bikini and a great white shark. You just can't go wrong.
Nov 3, 2024


Tintorera (1977)
Killer sharks, hairy chests, naked women and a whole lot of nothing in this terrible Jaws cash-in.
Oct 29, 2024


Shark Week (2012)
Saw meets Jaws in this predictably shoddy by somewhat entertaining romp from The Asylum.
Oct 20, 2024
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