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Gamera Vs Guiron (1969)
Dreadful kaiju film which somehow isn't even the worst of the Gamera series.
Jul 24, 2025


Malibu Shark Attack (2009)
Terrible killer shark film from Sy Fy. Well at least the sharks aren't makos or great whites for a change.
Jul 24, 2025


Sleepaway Camp (1983)
One of the 80s most infamous slashers with an unforgettable shocker of an ending.
Jul 23, 2025


The Great White (1981)
The most blatant Jaws knock-off ever made - the film Universal tried to ban back in the day - is so bad, it's good.
Jul 23, 2025


Sand Sharks (2012)
Sharks that can swim through sand? It's only a matter of time before sharks with frickin' laser beams ontheir frickin' heads appear.
Jul 23, 2025


The Prowler (1981)
One of the memorable slashers of the golden year of 1981, The Prowler isn't as good as you'd hope it to be despite Tom Savini's gruesome effects.
Jul 23, 2025




Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
Second sequel to the all-time cult horror classic sees diminishing returns and a failure to do anything new.
Jul 22, 2025


Carny (2009)
Another formulaic Sy Fy Original with a mythological monster terrorising the usual array of stereotypes.
Jul 22, 2025
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