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Asylum (2008)
Could be a remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors with its derivative and generic repackaging of ideas.
Nov 8, 2025


Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)
The Hoff battles giant anacondas in dismal straight-to-TV sequel.
Nov 8, 2025


Food of the Gods II (1989)
Unrelated sequel is sleazier and more violent than it's predecessor in a typically 80s way.
Nov 6, 2025


Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Painfully terrible zombie film which throws in everything from werewolves to Adolf Hitler and with a big dose of 80s heavy metal.
Nov 6, 2025


Tourist Trap (1979)
A memorable oddity of a late 70s horror film with a killer who has a taste for telekenesis and turning people into mannequins.
Oct 31, 2025


I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Dismal second sequel features unrelated characters and is nothing to do with the first two films.
Oct 29, 2025


The Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Robert Englund swaps his Freddy fedora for the Phantom's fedora in this gory 80s update of the classic Gaston Leroux tale.
Oct 29, 2025


Mega Shark Vs Kolossus (2015)
How on Earth did we get four films out of the Mega Shark franchise? This is rock bottom.
Oct 29, 2025


Swamp Devil (2008)
Running out of real animals to use, Sy Fy now turns its attention to made-up creatures - the end result is exactly the same.
Oct 29, 2025


Blackfoot Trail (2014)
An "Open Water but with a bear" survival horror is a bit slow but its simplicity and rawness shines through.
Oct 29, 2025


Blood Monkey (2006)
Try not to laugh at Oscar winner F. Murray Abraham slum it out in dreadful Sy Fy Original.
Oct 29, 2025


Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
This should be titled Part 1 and a 1/2 as forty minutes of it are flashbacks from the original.
Oct 29, 2025


The Clown at Midnight (1998)
Passable Canadian slasher which has its moments even if they are too sporadic to make an impact.
Oct 29, 2025


Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Lacklustre sequel which is virtually a remake with a significantly lower budget, saved only by some decent performances.
Oct 29, 2025


Death Machine (1994)
Massively underrated sci-fi horror features one of the best 'real' monsters of the 1990s.
Oct 29, 2025
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