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Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove (2005)
The world's first pirate slasher flick?
Aug 10, 2025




The Millennium Bug (2011)
Those old enough to remember the turn of millenium would never have imagined it would bring about a giant monster in this decent low budget horror.
Aug 10, 2025


The Skull (1965)
Cushing. Lee. And the skull of the Marquis de Sade. Cue shenanigans.
Aug 10, 2025


Sand Serpents (2009)
Giant worms attack American soldiers and the Taliban in Afghanistan in Sy Fy Original.
Aug 10, 2025


Star Crystal (1986)
Micro budget 1980s Alien clone takes an unexpected turn two-thirds of the way through.
Aug 10, 2025


The Vault of Horror (1973)
Another Amicus anthology film with a mix of stories - there's something for everyone.
Aug 10, 2025


Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)
Attempt to reboot the series six years since Puppet Master: The Legacy but riddled with same issue - no budget to do anything cool!
Aug 10, 2025


The Mouse Trap (2024)
The first Mickey Mouse horror film after copyright on Steamboat Willie expired is truly one of the worst films I've ever seen. Shameful cash grab.
Aug 10, 2025


Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012)
Tenth instalment in the Puppet Master series keeps the series on life support to milk some more coin of fans a little bit longer.
Aug 9, 2025


Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)
Another standard issue Hammer Dracula horror with Christopher Lee in his trademark role.
Aug 9, 2025


Dracula, Prince of Darkness (1966)
Christopher Lee returns to his most famous role in the third Hammer Dracula film.
Aug 9, 2025


Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008)
Prequel which might as well just call itself a remake.
Aug 9, 2025


Red Water (2003)
Oil company execs battle gangsters looking for hidden treasure. Oh, and there's a bull shark loose too.
Aug 8, 2025


The Hollow (2004)
Tame TV movie which was geared towards a much younger demographic than me!
Aug 8, 2025
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