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Cherry Falls (2000)
Generic teen slasher with a slightly post-modern twist in the tale - only virgins need to worry about this killer!
Aug 20, 2023


Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)
Shamelessly terrible sequel with a giant rubbery octopus attacking New York.
Aug 15, 2023


One-Eyed Monster (2008)
"Want to know what the hell it sounded like? I think it sounded like... 30 men getting massacred by a dick." If that doesn't sell the film..
Aug 15, 2023


Scarecrow Slayer (2003)
Unwanted and unrelated sequel to a terrible slasher film which makes the same mistakes.
Aug 15, 2023


Aztec Rex (2007)
The Spanish thought they only had to worry about the Aztecs when Cortés landed in 1521 but they forgot about the T-Rex. Silly Spaniards.
Aug 14, 2023


Dark Waters (2003)
Stare closely at this image and you'll see the sharks more than you do in this awful Deep Blue Sea wannabe.
Aug 14, 2023




Lost Voyage (2001)
Spooky goings on a ship that mysteriously reappears after going missing in the Bermuda Triangle for twenty five years.
Aug 9, 2023


Scarecrow (2002)
Microbudget slasher which wouldn't scare off a pigeon let alone the crows.
Aug 8, 2023
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