Sy-Fy feature involving Shrek's lesser talented older brother.

Giant octopus and a nuclear submarine carrying a Russian terrorist collide in this weak creature feature.

Lance Henriksen comes up against Bigfoot (again) in low budget creature feature.

Dodgy businessmen, dumping toxins into water and killer sharks don't mix very well, especially not when they're in an overlong TV movie.

Sy-Fy feature with the Hydra instead of another generic giant snake. Enough said.

The best video game adaptation ever made? Resident Evil is daft zombie spills for teenage boys.

Dismal slasher that is more of a softcore porn film than a horror one (and no, that's not meant to try and sell it to you!)

One of many low budget 00s slashers to try and follow in the footsteps of Scream.

How many films about zombies fighting strippers did we need in 2008? This is the one without Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson.